 - Last login: 6 hours agoEdieciaobaby
- ♥Ren♥ is a 42 year old woman from British Columbia, Canada.
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- Member since Apr 03, 2006
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There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real."
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."Groucho Marx.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away and the real pains in the ass are permanent.
"Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them on your way down" - Jimmy Durante
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WHY MEN SHOULD SHUT THEIR MOUTH WHEN NOT NECESSARY TO TALK
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence -
HUSBAND: "SHIT."
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